Let's face it: 2003 has been a really tough year for the French... |
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First: Jerry Lewis hasn't been performing much these days, depriving the French of their primary source of inspiration. | |
Second:
There's
the embarrassing problem that there hasn't been a French military victory
since the 15th century, in a campaign which was lead by a paranoid schizophrenic girl. |
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"Aide toy, Dieu te aidera" ("God helps those who help themselves"). Jeanne d'Arc |
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In fact, a Google search on French Military Victories has gotten downright depressing. | |
Third: Those French jokes are simply getting out of hand. | |
Even traditional back packing gear has suffered in the onslaught... | |
Swiss Army Knife:
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French Army Knife:
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So...
Who
can rescue the French people from this dire state of affairs?
Who can emerge as the new French leader for the 21st century? Who can marshal the talents of a people who have given the world so much? Only one man is equal to the challenge ... Joseph Pujol is that man! |
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Sure,
Pujol has been dead for nearly 60 years.
But at least that means that "Le Pétomane" hasn’t done anything stupid lately, which makes him uniquely qualified to be a French leader! |
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Come
join with Pujol as he inspires loyalist
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to form
The Coalition of the Dubious |
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in a liberating
strike at the very heart of the timeless alpine beauty of
Garnet Lake for Back Pack 2003! July 30 - August 3, 2003 |
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