Celebrate the Clinton acquittal in style!
This year mendacity goes mainstream
when you join...
 
 
...for the millennium's most extraordinary
back country experience...
 
 Back Pack '99:   
Days of Wonder!
Nights of Lies! 
 

Far away from the daily annoyances of tapped telephones, prying prosecutors, entrapping interns, and that vast right-wing conspiracy which threatens us all, you'll enjoy ... 
  
  • a spectacle of pristine alpine meadows harboring a profusion of delicate wildflowers and just enough snow for an invigorating glissade ... all at an altitude where you really can be above the law! 

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  • an astounding home-away-from-home campsite commanding views of glistening glacial lakes, lofty peaks, and practically the entire world beyond ... where the only thing that gets called "slick" is that mess of fish you caught! 

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  • and, with nightfall, three-star culinary experiences set against a million-star sky, a glowing campfire, and the warm camaraderie of friends who inexplicably still believe every word you say ... 

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    It all happens July 28-August 1, 1999
    in the incomparable Ansel Adams Wilderness ...
     
    Back Pack '99!
     
    You'll instinctively deny you were ever there!